Starlings on The Bench

SHOO.

Spring has sprung. And with the sweet birdies, greening grass and budding flowers, we also get starlings. Anyone who has ever dealt with these birds know they are a total pain in the ass. Just when you scare one greasy looking one off the porch, along come ten more. They plug up stovepipes and chimneys and shit all over the place-not nice little bird turds, but the kind that splatter like a water ballon dropped from a third floor balcony. They try to make nests inside your new grill with giant pieces of grass and hay. It’s hard to enjoy the arriving Spring when I am constantly jumping up and down and screaming like a madwoman to chase away the unwanted and uninvited. It is just so metaphorically political.

Winning is hard. (Just like trying to enjoy Spring with starlings around.) We don’t just win once and spike the football in the end zone. We have to keep battling. But, every time I pop my head up from my foxhole, I see some form of the headline “Judge Rules Whiny Losers Can Have Their Way Because They Cry Louder.”

Yay for us! We are the quiet WINNERS and we are also the quiet LOSERS. The last 4 years the Socialist Left had considered themselves winners. And we (AB) Normal Americans considered ourselves losers. Because cheaters gonna cheat. And we still have starling shit all over our grill. Time to get out the pressure washer.

In 2024, we didn’t have to go out shopping on Black Robe Friday, when wigged-out judges were half off after Election Beat-Down Tuesday.

What they want.

I am so pissed off. Where was the outrage the past 4 years from The Bench? Where were these checker pieces of lawfare when We, The People, were forced-coerced-bribed and bullied to be unwillingly jabbed with a needle full of Hell-No or else? The trampling of OUR civil rights by those in power, whether it be government or corporate (same/same) was met by canceling, deletion, spurning and defamation. Those who didn’t hop on the fear bus like 85% (or more) of everyone else, well, we were the threat. I have news for everyone. I AM THE SAME PERSON NOW THAT I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN. Unadulterated and unapologetic.

What they are going to get

It would have been nice to have a judge or two or fifty in our pockets to fight for our right to keep the needle out of our arms. Maybe we should have gone and burned a few cities and knocked down statues to make our point that we wanted to be left alone. Oh, right. WE don’t work like that.

And the mass firings now? Glorious. Fire them all. Let’s start from scratch. Oh sure, there may be good people that worked for the CDC and NIH but, all these ‘good’ employees kept their big yaps shut before, during and after the plandemic. They could have spoken up. But the ‘good ones’ stayed silent, with their heads down, to save their jobs. I feel no sympathy.

And, as far as all the sick judges go? Trying to govern down the left side of the freeway from a Judiciary bench?? Sweep their legs, Daniel-san. ALL of them. They do not care about The People. Where were they when we were being forced-bribed-coerced into a personal medical intervention to keep OUR jobs?

Don’t get me started on Anna Paulina Lunatic either. One man’s darling is another man’s tool.

They ALL failed the litmus tests and must be removed. Even the whiny fired swamp donkeys. Welcome to the jungle, cupcakes.

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EDIT ADDITION: This is a great piece from The Gateway Pundit and Newt Gingrich. LFG.

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