Hahahahaha That was hilarious!!! I was laughing out loud while reading this. Your sense of humor comes out in your writing and it’s great. Such great lines. Everything perfectly descriptive. A much needed break from all the happenings of life. Thank you!
I like this glimpse SadieJay. You are just naturally funny and endearing. (An hour a day of swimming! Go, you. And yes, it's worth it for the extra tacos!)
A welcome break from the metaphorical pricks running our world into ruin.
If everyone had a dollar for each time they heard "You will feel a little prick" we would all have a dollar. Or 2. Or more booster money and a free donut.
And then there are the old geezers that hit on you while telling you that they can't get it up. Like come on, why are you telling me this? I mean, even in the off-chance you could get a woman to fall for your BS and actually want to do the deed with you, well, according to you, you can't do it, so all you are doing is wasting her time and yours. Now if a woman pulled that stunt, she'd be called a prick tease . . .
I think it is too, but as a ruse it makes no sense. Because they are quite clear about what they want to do and what they want you to do. So obviously they want you to take them up on their "offer". If you really can't perform, why are you trying so hard to get into my pants? You're not fooling anyone here. Why on earth would I be interested in someone who admits that they can't deliver when there are plenty of others who can?! Obviously they haven't thought it through. They may want you to think they are harmless but at the same time they are clearly signaling intent by bringing up the subject in the first place!
This is a first for you. I can only come to one conclusion.Andy must still be out to sea and you anticipation and denial of wanting one has attacked your sub-conscience.
Hang in there young lady, it won't be much longer. Great read though I must say. Again, you are gifted with words.
Hahahahaha That was hilarious!!! I was laughing out loud while reading this. Your sense of humor comes out in your writing and it’s great. Such great lines. Everything perfectly descriptive. A much needed break from all the happenings of life. Thank you!
That is EXACTLY what it was meant to be. Thanks!♥♥
I like this glimpse SadieJay. You are just naturally funny and endearing. (An hour a day of swimming! Go, you. And yes, it's worth it for the extra tacos!)
A welcome break from the metaphorical pricks running our world into ruin.
Pricks to the left of me and pricks to the right and here I am, stuck in the middle. I so could have gone there, but I didn't. Haha.
Because you’re a good girl. Andy a lucky man.
lol!
you're simply adorable
If everyone had a dollar for each time they heard "You will feel a little prick" we would all have a dollar. Or 2. Or more booster money and a free donut.
Actual LOL! Thanks for sharing. :)
Loved it! I always wonder what the elderly wives and girlfriends think of this amazing erectile blue pill.
Right??!!! "Oh no, Harold. You did not just take that pill again, did you!?"
And then there are the old geezers that hit on you while telling you that they can't get it up. Like come on, why are you telling me this? I mean, even in the off-chance you could get a woman to fall for your BS and actually want to do the deed with you, well, according to you, you can't do it, so all you are doing is wasting her time and yours. Now if a woman pulled that stunt, she'd be called a prick tease . . .
They want you to THINK they are harmless. Then BOING! Surprise! I think it is a ruse.
I think it is too, but as a ruse it makes no sense. Because they are quite clear about what they want to do and what they want you to do. So obviously they want you to take them up on their "offer". If you really can't perform, why are you trying so hard to get into my pants? You're not fooling anyone here. Why on earth would I be interested in someone who admits that they can't deliver when there are plenty of others who can?! Obviously they haven't thought it through. They may want you to think they are harmless but at the same time they are clearly signaling intent by bringing up the subject in the first place!
"Bank statement please. Then I will assess the situation."
SadieJay, you are one of a kind... and I mean that in the best possible way!😂
Where in FL are you? I'm near Tampa...
Near Sarasota...Thank you for the compliment. I hope. Haha.
Totally a compliment!
Nice to know there's a kindred spirit in the neighborhood...
Not just me.↓↓↓
LMAO...
This is a first for you. I can only come to one conclusion.Andy must still be out to sea and you anticipation and denial of wanting one has attacked your sub-conscience.
Hang in there young lady, it won't be much longer. Great read though I must say. Again, you are gifted with words.
OMG...lol lol. How right you are! Thanks.
You crack me up!
Come by and see us when you get home. You are always welcome.
Safe travels!
I know these things. 😎🤷♂️